Professional Procrastinator - Classic Dad Hat
Some call it avoidance. You call it strategy. The Professional Procrastinator dad hat is for the ones who get it all done eventually... just not today.
Embroidered in crisp white typewriter-style text, it’s equal parts honest and hilarious. Ideal for deadline dodgers, master delayers, and anyone who thrives under last-minute panic.
Late but legendary.
Designed in Oregon. Worn everywhere.
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- 3/1 twill
- Unstructured
- 6 panel
- Matching sewn eyelets
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Iamoregonborn.com - Shop Oregon Born
- Email: contact@support.iamoregonborn.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 23 ⅝"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Professional Procrastinator - Classic Dad Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
20.47
|
4.33
|
2.76
|
7.1
|